"Seeing is not always believing." – Martin Luther King, Jr.
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"This is Wester– oh, screw it, hello Retina."
"Hello to you too?"
"Hello from the other side."
"I must have called a–"
"Tristan is currently on hold. Please get back to him when he is in a better mood."
"Wow, it's like you don't want to talk to me or something."
"Ever notice that you're the one who always calls me? Except that one time when I wasn't even trying to call you in the first place..."
"Just because you're in a bad mood or whatever, doesn't mean you have to take it out on me! Hmph, meanie."
"Meanie? Is that seriously the best insult you could come up with? Hahahahaha!"
"It's not funny! You're meant to feel insulted. Peanuuuuuuuut!"
"Retinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"I hate you so much!"
"I hate you too, but thanks for improving my mood."
"I'm not flattered! You're such a jerk."
"Did I mention I nearly ran an elderly lady over with a shopping cart today?"
"You did what? Why the heck would you do that?"
"It wasn't my fault! Grocery shopping is a brutal war. It's like the frickin' Hunger Games up in there!"
"Uh huh."
"What? I make mistakes! It happens, okay?"
"It's just like that Hannah Montana song."
"Nobody's perfect?"
"Yeah, that one. Wait, how do you know that song?"
"I have a younger sister, who may or may not have forced me into watching Hannah Montana years ago."
"You get the beeeeeeest of both worlds!"
"...Chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."
"Oh my gosh, you do know Hannah Montana songs! Man, this is comedic gold."
"Don't you dare tell anyone!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Retina, seriously!"
"Hahahahahahahaha!"
"Tristan cannot put up with your hyena laugh anymore, so Tristan says bye!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Tristan uses hang-up-on-Retina attack! Oh, it's fatal! The opposition is wounded badly! But he must use something more to counter her crazy-laughing-hyena attack!"
"I still can't believe– Hannah Montana– hahahahahaha!"
"Tristan withdraws from this battle, goodbye."
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लघु कहानी"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
