"I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice." - evethespy's unappreciation of a pick up line since she's naturally crossed eyed and very salty about it
DEDICATION: Phan_is_real_2020 for being a faithful (lol) Traith shipper and for the phenomenal comments!
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"No, don't! Hope, you sneaky little-"
"Hey Peanut, what's up?"
"Hi! Who are you?"
"...Um, for some reason, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not Pea- I mean, Tristan."
"Because I'm not, silly! Who are you?"
"Unless, of course, Peanut did a reverse-puberty and suddenly sounds like Alvin from those chipmunks... hmm, is that genetically possible?"
"Hellooooooo? Are you still there?"
"Huh? I mean, yeah! I'm Faith, Tristan's... er, patient. Nothing more than a patient. Totally not a bald Asian monk. Or a spy. Of course not."
"Are you his girlfrieeeeeeend?"
"What? No! We're not dating!"
"Anyway, I'm Hope, Tristy's little sister. Nice to meet- OW!"
"What was that? Were you abducted? Oh my gosh, how am I supposed to explain your abduction to the police? Do I need to go into hiding? Dye my hair blue? Get tattoos?!"
"Tristy! I wanna talk to your girlfriend!"
"For the last time, I'm not his freakin' girlfriend!"
"TRISTY, STOP! NO! GO AWA-"
"Uh, did she just get abducted?"
"..."
"Well, that's unfortunate."
ESTÁ A LER
Eye Drops (#2)
Conto"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
