maya

I am a very tall person with a weird personality. Weird is good. Normal not good. No offence to those who think they are normal human beings. I'm weird. To prove it I have tree named Frederick and I'm allergic to magnum ice cream - woah ikr. 

Well anyway I guess you can say I’m not normal because I’m not and I know that. Anyway I’m an alien and  live 5 galaxies away from whatever galaxy we live in. Not really. I’m human being just like you. Anywhoo, I’m a very tall person and I have brown eyes and dark brown hair. I look nothing like my dad considering he’s voldemort. I look a lot look my mom. 
So let’s give you are few amazing facts about me.I’m actually a nice friendly person, who’s really shy. I’m like any other big sister that probably likes to piss of their brother. I love pissing off my brother. I tell him that he’s adopted and his real father (who is a hobo) gave him to mom after her check-up and also tell him that he’s transsexual because mom didn't want another daughter..good times. I’m a very funny person. 

Nonetheless when I grow older I want to be a fashion designer or a teacher or a doctor who works in the maternity ward. My best talents are fashion, art and singing. I talk gibberish in front of people when I see a pic of Chris Hemsworth. I’m an idiot. I tend to say my thought out aloud like wow that guys has a huge dick – just joking I would get a whole lecture about what a dick is and how I should never have sex in my teenage years  from my mom if I ever said that aloud. ooh I can also speak French and do sign language.

anyways babz, hope this gives you a great pic of who I am.
I thank my mom and dad for bringing me into this world just so you can see or talk to or meet or even want to give a punch to. 


 my wattpad best friend is..... iambeingsirius. she hasn't written any books yet but she been with me throughout the whole time. so if your struggling with anything you can ask her for help. she's an AMAZING person. follow her!!!<3


Chaaooooo!!!!