*Looks up and waves excitedly*
 
       Now that you've approached this peculiar species of unknowness, this female of the said species is indebted to you and so will share some of its characteristics with the approacher. 
   
       My species is generally found in tranquil corners of crowded halls, in confined rooms of a house, near Wi-Fi hotspots, and occasionally in the places of social gatherings given that books and music are served at regular intervals. This particular creature addressing you is approximately twenty years of age. This creature speaks in wit, pun, sarcasm, oaths and four other languages. To trap this creature, you need to know some things about it and arm yourself with the following things:

∆ Glitter. Colours. Ribbons. Rainbows. And Penguins. 
∆ Books. Preferably Fantasy and Dark humour.
∆Music. Breaking Benjamin and Imagine Dragons are recommended to lure it.
∆Stephen Amell, Colin O'Donoghue, Evan Peters or any similar specimen you can lay your hands on.
∆Shows. You need to have satisfactory knowledge about Arrow, Flash, Agent Carter,  Once Upon A Time, NCIS, CSI, Community, Supernatural, Dr Who and all the other serials you can stuff in that human brain of yours. Miscellaneous suggestions: Grimm,Sleepy Hollow, Atlantis and Charmed.
∆ This person is a DC comics fangirl, with usual appreciation for Marvel. Basically, Superheroes!!! 
∆  STAR WARS
∆ This creature feeds off of the internet. Since it is a knowledge hungry critter, information and facts are your weapon.
∆ And finally, a promise of undisturbed coexistence with endless supply of food. 
∆ This creature has camouflaging properties, it has settled into this world as a writer and a dreamer. 

*throws random kisses*

Peace out, scout!