❝learn about me, or whatever❞

A twenty-four-year-old bag of bags with a bad case of the munchies and a slight agoraphobia who hails from House Tyrell and studied in House Slytherin.

Favourite past-times include: drinking coffee, ruining reader's nights, listening to tfb, eating spicy foods, and wasting a lot of my time doing nothing.




INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp
POETRY INSTA: jmalcompoetry
INKITT: https://inkitt.app.link/RA_microwavedcoffee


☞ currently working on. . .
CHOCOLATE FROGS (r.w.)
SCUM OF THE EARTH (g.w.)
UPDATES ARE ON SUNDAYS

current icon by @SimzArts on twitter!
  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • JoinedJuly 17, 2011



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Hey, can someone apologize to @rxmione for me? I’ve been wanting to for years, but they’ve blocked me.I don’t remember quite what I did, but I know I was a right sh!thead, and was involved in a lot...
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