☞  jess • taurus •  fanfic writer

❝i used to care a lot about the little things.
now i care little about a lot of things❞

A bag of bags bisexual with a bad case of the munchies and slight agoraphobia who hails from House Tyrell and studied in House Slytherin.

Favourite past-times include: drinking coffee, ruining reader's nights, listening to tfb, eating spicy foods, and wasting a lot of my time doing nothing.

livin' it up in phoenix,
originally from san diego
future is in alaska




INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp


☞ currently working on. . .
HERMIONE'S TWIN (f.w.)
PSYCHOMETRY (e.d.)
HAPPENSTANCE (j.h.)
[ UPDATES ARE ON SUNDAYS ]

☞ on hold . . .
CHOCOLATE FROGS (r.w.)
HOUSE OF ELVES (b.t.e.)

☞ coming soon . . .
THE LABYRINTH OF TELMAR (e.p.)
OH, SWEET NIGHTINGALE (m.t.e.)
  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • JoinedJuly 17, 2011



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microwavedcoffee microwavedcoffee Sep 09, 2022 01:18PM
I’ve been MIA and the front bottoms just dropped the third grandma ep. So, I’ll be sulking in past angst. BRB.
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