❝ new year, same
shitty coffee ❞

A twenty-two-year-old bag of bags
with a bad case of the munchies
and a slight agoraphobia who
hails from House Tyrell and
studied in House Slytherin.

Favourite past-times include:
drinking coffee, ruining readers'
nights, listening to tfb, eating
spicy foods, and wasting a lot
of her time doing nothing.

(stories are all slow-burn)
i am a god, lj says so




INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp
POETRY INSTA: jmalcompoetry
INKITT: https://inkitt.app.link/RA_microwavedcoffee


Hello I'm Jess and welcome to Jackass....
  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • JoinedJuly 17, 2011



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