I think I spend more time on Wattpad than with other people 

lately all my skies have gone gray...


no but seriously 
it s raining like hell here 
what the heck world you betrayed me 




























u r still here?
um hiiiii
idk what to do now 
um here have some cuddles * gives cuddles *






















































U R STILL HERE?
ok u get a joke 
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet 
I don't know y
ok u laughed 











































hi dear person reading this: 
I don't know what you want from me. u got cuddles, a bad joke and and a complaint about the whether . that's all I can offer. 
well now 
bye bye 
I love you 






































































































ok you know what? you made it until here so you might as well message me now cause if you are reading this we are married. sorry. I don't make the rules 





















































































































dear spouse:
STOP READING THIS AND GO MESSAGE ME. GO. YOUR WIFE AWAITS . 
ps. its your turn to do the dishes 
xx 









































































































ok if u r reading this, hi. no u r not getting my socials. yes, I have been waiting for ur message. no, I'm not writing anymore, but you bloody legend you got making it this far. hope it made u smile 


love you for forever and a day xx- p