what up? my name is asma.
I see your eyebrow game is looking pretty strong today.
what? you don't think you're cool? sorry, couldn't hear you over all the swag you're generating.
my favourite word is frolic and my second favourite word is snarky.
I like to believe I'm a reader, writer and an artist, but the latter two normally slump ahaha.

keep the hate off my page
don't beg for updates
no more reading requests

don't be afraid to talk to me
unless you're afraid of lameness
in which case, run away because I am the epitome of lame
otherwise, let's be friends (she says in the least creepy way she can)

Chaol | Adam Wilde | Kai, Wolf, Thorne, Jacin | Anakin Skywalker | Adrian Ivashkov | Mr Darcy | Gilbert Blythe | Patch | Percy Jackson | Harry Potter | Draco Malfoy | Jase Garrett | Wes Baker | Jace Herondale | Noah Shaw | other men not popping into my mind currently

Melanie Martinez ~ Hard-Fi ~ Fetty Wap ~ Years & Years ~ Led Zeppelin ~ Elton John ~ Elvis Presley ~ Michael Jackson ~ Marianas Trench ~ Imagine Dragons ~ The Script ~ Mumford and Sons ~ Bob Marley ~ City and Colour ~ Panic! At the Disco ~ Ed Sheeran ~ Good Charlotte ~ Fall Out Boy ~ AWOLNATION ~ Green Day ~ Parachute ~ Linkin Park ~ Of Monsters and Men ~ Matt Kearney ~ Indila ~ Stromae ~ Matt Nathanson ~ Muse ~ (I don't mind k-pop either) ~ (and there's more but I'm too lazy to list them)


24/7 D - completed but removed for editing
BTTT - completed but removed for editing
TBHH - active
SAAS - completed
Her Honeybee - active
Cupid's Best Friend - coming later

ask.fm: http://ask.fm/im_fluent_in_sarcasm
kik: @fairlychuffed
email: wattpadasma@yahoo.com
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  • JoinedJuly 27, 2011

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im_fluent_in_sarcasm im_fluent_in_sarcasm Jan 29, 2016 11:03PM
to break her heart is updated if any of y'all read that :)
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Stories by asma
To Break Her Heart by im_fluent_in_sarcasm
To Break Her Heart Teen Fiction
There comes a time when everything is just too much to handle by yourself. For Jordan, her saviour came in the form of Lucas Tarrone, son of her mother's best friend, complete and utter imbecile, but with enough lo...
Sweet as a Strawberry by im_fluent_in_sarcasm
Sweet as a Strawberry #275 in Teen Fiction
What happens when the loneliest people find each other? Charlotte Carter is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as s...
His Honeybee by im_fluent_in_sarcasm
His Honeybee Teen Fiction
The only reason he's helping her anyways is because she's holding something over his head. It's not because he cares about her.
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