❝can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?❞ 

ヽ/❀o ل͜ o\ノ

ride or die pokemon legend. still trying to come to terms with the fact that seth cohen isn't a real person.

what am i writing? → welcome to the procrastination station

ps. to pass the troll toll (into my heart) pls don't send me reading requests
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hyrule hyrule May 18, 2020 03:53PM
so i accidentally put 05 instead of 04 when updating don’t be a bummer bc numbers are hard and i dropped out of math in twelfth year so if you were confused i’m not sorry bc expecting anything else f...
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