❝can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?❞ 

ride or die pokemon legend. still trying to come to terms with the fact that seth cohen isn't a real person.

what am i writing? → welcome to the procrastination station

ps. to pass the troll toll (into my heart) pls don't send me reading requests
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hyrule hyrule Oct 22, 2018 02:27PM
what really makes me the most upset when people copy my stories is that they always seem to make them BETTER too like pussyblocked is a hilarious title and now smitten kitten just looks stupid next t...
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