Para Dice

para- he/him : stupid and taller than dice
dice- they/them : really hating para right now

"me and the zombie are singing a duet"
 -Para
"thanks bro"
 -Dice
"bread is just inflated wheat... in disguise"
 -Para
"procrastinate dying, that's what I'm gonna do when im older"
 -Para
"Oh god, children! Open fire"
-Para
"Oh hi, *shoots bazooka*"
-Para
"you have this look in your eyes, when you're thinking of cheese. I could tell"
 -Dice