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Stories by benhaspie
The man who coaches by benhaspie
The man who coaches
i wanted to write the dumbest shit i could think of and the only thing that came into my head was "hey w...
Of the fang by benhaspie
Of the fang
do you like Lovecraft, Warcraft and also gratuitous violence? do you wish more stories were less romantic and...