Papi

"Hey man. What's shaking." Nothing? Alright, that's pretty chill. Watch any good amines or shows lately? God, I could use a good show right about now. 

-:You have big boobs for a dude.:
Wow, thanks, dude. You didn't chose to be ugly though, did you? Nah, I would assume not. 
Yes, I look like a girl. Am I a girl though? No, I am not. This changes nothing. I'm still me. 
-:You're disgusting. Liking other girls is disgusting: 
Thanks, thanks. The term is homosexual. I don't go around screaming at people for being hetero, do I? It makes me uncomfortable, but I'm not an idiot that outwardly beats up others. 
-:You draw too much. All you do is draw. Why do you only draw?:
Uhm, lemme see. Then I won't have to look at that gross face of yours. If I'm distracted, I'm not thinking about school. Nor am I thinking about you being a little bitch.