Fun fact: In the middle ages, people thought farting in jars and sniffing them would help prevent death.

Just take a moment to imagine that.

I should give my friends their own personalized fart jars for their birthdays. Maybe even add a few glitters and stickers to make it pretty. A pretty fart jar, happy birthday!

I'm alpacapoo and welcome to my profile.
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Like a hurricane by alpacapoo
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West Ridges knew his life was ruined when he met Ivy, a young beautiful yet dangerous woman. Their relationship is passionate, wreckless and self-destructive. Will West make it out scot-free or is he already stuck...
The bad girl and the dork by alpacapoo
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I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me 1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent. 2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player. 3. I use my brain for evil purposes. 4. When I'...
Sugar, Spice and Anything But Nice by alpacapoo
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Wattpad Featured Story Four different girls. Four different backgrounds. Four different crimes. One common goal; revenge. When Sage, Hope, Alexis and Maddison get caught, they get assigned to a mandatory support gr...
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