Fun fact: In the middle ages, people thought farting in jars and sniffing them would help prevent death.

Just take a moment to imagine that.

I should give my friends their own personalized fart jars for their birthdays. Maybe even add a few glitters and stickers to make it pretty. A pretty fart jar, happy birthday!

I'm alpacapoo and welcome to my profile.
  • JoinedDecember 22, 2013




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