The bad girl and the dork

The bad girl and the dork

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alpacapoo By alpacapoo Completed

I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me

1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent.
2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player.
3. I use my brain for evil purposes.
4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny things, like needles.
5. Everything changed when I met a dork.

Alright, if you insist I'll tell you about the dork situation...




[Jake: The walking cliche]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles]

  • badgirl
  • dork
  • humor
  • romance
  • wattys2015
- - Apr 28
omg I'm the same and people are seriously asking if I'm a "witch of skinniness" (their words not mine) and I'm just like "what is that" 🤷😂
Ma mom be yelling at me for every single time i've failed in life when she stressed
Same I call it only child syndrome bc I have it and I hate sharing with people
If you spill red wine on a shirt, just dunk the whole shirt in wine. DUH.
My mom is like my best friend 😂😂 but im way fab. Than her 😂😂😂
My mum tried to convince me to tell my teacher that I’m mentally unsound whenever u didn’t feel like doing homework.
                              
                              Skipping homework isn’t worth a trip to the mental hospital. My Teachers already think I’m not right in the head...(there’s nothing left in there)