The bad girl and the dork

The bad girl and the dork

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alpacapoo By alpacapoo Completed

I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me

1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent.
2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player.
3. I use my brain for evil purposes.
4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny things, like needles.
5. Everything changed when I met a dork.

Alright, if you insist I'll tell you about the dork situation...

[Jake: The walking cliche]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles]

  • badgirl
  • dork
  • humor
  • romance
  • wattys2015
omg I'm the same and people are seriously asking if I'm a "witch of skinniness" (their words not mine) and I'm just like "what is that" 🤷😂
Ma mom be yelling at me for every single time i've failed in life when she stressed
Same I call it only child syndrome bc I have it and I hate sharing with people
- - Oct 13, 2017
When your binge eating and someone who does not know you asks if you are on your 
                              period and you laugh telling them that if they think that why you are doing now is bad then they should pray to never see you when that time of the month roles of around
                              Story of my life😀
If you spill red wine on a shirt, just dunk the whole shirt in wine. DUH.
My mom is like my best friend 😂😂 but im way fab. Than her 😂😂😂