Hey there humans.

I LIKE BOOKS! YAY!

Paper has more patience than people.
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"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes."
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
"Yes."
"Have a biscuit, Potter.”
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