The winner for Best In Show of the 2017 Real Person Fiction Awards has, at last, been revealed!  Congratulations, @FlyersGirl , for your big win with 'Fire & Ice!'


*January 2020*
Nothing is abandoned. I haven't been updating regularly because I have health problems that are way more significant than initially thought, and they have been worsening. You can read more about this in the FAQ story I have posted if you so desire. I will be updating/on Wattpad when I can.

I write real person fanfiction. My work generally features a (fictional) protagonist that is inspired by the public persona of Andy Biersack / Andy Black. It is intended to be understood as entirely fiction, and for an adult audience. It is also copyrighted.

Don't:
-'borrow'/copy/steal my ideas
-ask me to co-author, take a request, or to read/edit/vote for your work
-follow me just to try and get me to follow you back
-tag me in those stupid books that are just for tagging and serve no real purpose (i will mute you for this)
-ask me to help you with your writing contest- I wrote a whole guide about that, just read it

I sometimes make exceptions to a couple of the above for people that I really like, have helped me in the past, or that have been friendly with me for a long time.

-I am a disabled adult.
-I am opinionated and often blunt.
-I don't suffer fools.
-I don't actively seek out new friends and may not react well to aggressive, friendly overtures out of the blue.
-I do NOT want criticism of my work unless I ask you explicitly.

I have essentially abandoned my tumblr. I used to post my work on the BVB fanfiction site, but it has stopped letting me log in. I'm still investigating other platforms for sharing my work.

If you feel the need to know more, I have a 'FAQ' story you can read with answers to the questions I get asked most frequently.
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