Welcome, wandering individual, to my profile. Sit down, make yourself at home. Tea? Tea.

Let's get down to business.

Shem to friends, Shememmy for formalities. Cynically English. (Unofficial) Author, (arguable) sadist, (passionate) feminist and all-round Sherlock enthusiast.

Tea is fundamental for basic human existence. I spend too much time staring at/stroking the pixelated faces of televised, fictional men and women. Russian accents do strange things to me. I also like to quote along with my favourite characters, to the intense fury of those around me.

I'm prone to sporadic French. Occasional cursing. Cut-throat sarcasm. Frequent bouts of catatonic, fangirl-induced ecstasy.

I have a bit of a thing for the criminally insane. It's verging on obsession, actually. An unhealthy obsession.

'Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia' ~E.L. Doctorow

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Shememmy Shememmy Jun 17, 2016 09:26PM
Hello All,Remember me?For those of you who don't know, it's currently exam season -- I haven't given up on Wattpad/had my account deleted/died in my sleep -- and writing has taken a back seat. Th...
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Human Error ~ A BBC Sherlock Fanfiction {Book IV} by Shememmy
Human Error ~ A BBC Sherlock Fanfiction {Book IV} Fanfiction
"What you do in this world is a matter of no consequence. The question is what can you make people believe you have done" ~Sherlock Holmes, A Study in Scarlet. Emily Schott wants nothing more than satiat...
Guns, Games, and Mutual Appreciation ~ A BBC Sherlock Fanfiction {Book I} by Shememmy
Guns, Games, and Mutual Appreciation ~ A BBC Sherlock Fanfiction {Boo... Fanfiction
"My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know." ~Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle. Sherlock Holmes is a man of impenetrable coolness; logic rule...
Side of the Angels ~ A BBC Sherlock Fanfiction {Book II} *UNDER EDITING* by Shememmy
Side of the Angels ~ A BBC Sherlock Fanfiction {Book II} *UNDER EDITI... Fanfiction
"That is not danger," said he. "It is inevitable destruction. You stand in the way not merely of an individual, but of a mighty organisation, the full extent of which you, with all your cleverness...
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