Scrumpty

Scrumptilicious sat on the wall ...

Scrumptilicious had a great fall ... 

All the girl's besties and all the girl's friends could not put Scrumptilicious together again ...

...

OR 

...

That time wherein Scrumptilicious used to be a normal person.

But then she found a secret ... a legend ... of her family ... that the writing was in her blood ... and she got obsessed in books ... and she fell from grace(not that she was graceful in the first place). Her friends tried to return her to healthy living(which is usually hanging), but her addiction spread. And her friends got addicted in books and movies and worlds like her... 

...

OR

That part where the normal girl turns not normal.

Bah. Normal is overrated anyway.