I'm a Human named Coco most of the time. The rest of the time I am a caffeine powered entity (Natalia) whose weapons of choice are logic, sarcasm, knowledge and any other physical object available. If you wake me up I will bludgeon you to death with an alarm clock.
You have been warned.
SlitherClaws
PanPride and BiPride
MCRmy/Killjoys
Emos
Sherloco
Scotties
We suggest that no matter how shitty you are at writing you give it a go. Wattpad is the least judgey bunch of people ever. Just try it this shits easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker.
Other Advice.
Never hurl garlic mash at a man with a cross bow
There's a fine line between genius and insanity I have erased that line.
I can survive well enough on my own if given proper reading material.
You'll never escape my killer chickens.
If you spend to much time in the darkness the darkness starts to stare back.
Nobody destroys a tray of bacon and gets mercy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.
Baked goods in the face trumps calming blue stuff.
I am free of prejudice I hate everyone equally.
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