Have you ever stared into the mirror and realized it's actually a window? Not a window to anything breathtaking, but rather another dusty, dreary setting.  You sigh and remember, that dreary dope you see is you.  You're looking at your own setting, because it's a mirror, you idiot.

Wow, I'd like to apologize for my friend there. He didn't mean to call you an idiot. He has this thing about mirrors. He gets all "pseudo-philosophical" and then freaks out because he realizes everyone knows he's actually about as intelligent as a primate after it tumbled down 20 flights of stupid.

I'm Raiden Bran. What you see here is part of my complete breakfast (It's corny, like bran cereal. It's my branding. Shut up and take the damn pun).

I spent my developmental years in life walking down a path I didn't realize I never wanted. Don't get me wrong; it wasn't a path of heavy drug use, fast women, cap-busting, and lawbreaking. That would be too fun. It was a path of boring degrees, sales jobs, cubicles, and fast women. I simply knew it wasn't where I wanted to end up at the end of my life, so I wanted to change.

I've always had a way with words. Sure they may come across like I'm hate-f**king my keyboard at times, but that's only because Raiden drinks, okay? I'm on here because I want to tell the world a story. I want to die knowing that one day, people will love my works. People will feel impacted and empowered by what I've said, what I've wrote, and they never even met me. It's my way of being remembered.

Welcome to Raiden Bran's Wattpad. I'm really glad you're here.

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  • Smashwood, USA (Arizona)
  • JoinedApril 24, 2018



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