MWAHHAH
okay, yeah I'm downright insane and purrety crazy. But I'm cool with that. I'm cool with a lot of stuff.
Down to bussiness. I am evil and I like cliches, dammit I like cliches cause they are cliches. I will make a great dictator so pretend you like me. You can see I evidently like Homestuck, and yeah at this point I have successfully established the fact I don't sell sanity potions. (But really, what did you expect?) 

I am not gonna say more about me, you know like the whole mysterious evil villain monologue thing. But yeah you can read my stuff (I doubt there will be much)  

*A strange wispy smoke emerges from the ground and fills the room. Through the dense curtain of white an ominous shadow is seen, a cape swishing about the tall figure. The smoke recedes into the the walls and gives way to darkness. There is an unearthly silence before a soft voice taunt with malice is heard. "You fear what you do not know, you fear what you cannot control. You fear the shadows, the darkness. It id your fear that feeds my strength for I am all of what you fear."