Hi, I'm Kris, I'm 24, I'm black, and I write things sometimes. 

College Kid by day.
Sleeping by Afternoon.
Awkward Superhero by Night.

Despite popular (and certainly reasonable) belief, I am indeed male and the gayest straight one you might just ever meet. My friends say that I just haven't realized I like guys yet and he'll come soon and so I spend my nights waiting for Dylan O'Brien to climb through my window to read Jane Austen books to me. [update: turns out I'm gay as fuck]

I have a very noticeable writing style that usually involves pop culture references, idiot boys, twists and turns on all sides and gooey, boderline cheestastic dialogue.

Most of my books are cute, humorous love stories that celebrate clichés by twisting them in on themselves. You may projectile vomit from all the fluff. But like, fun projectile vomit.

I'm disgustingly nice, incredibly forgetful, extraordinarily lazy and inhumanly aloof. I also enjoy the occasional adverb.

I'm currently in college studying for a degree in Procrastination. I have the potential to go for the Masters I'm sure.

I'm highly undependable but I try.

38,200 fans as of July 2018
Accum. Reads: 17,246,000+ as of July 2018)

Top Six Songs I've Ever Heard?

1. Bohemian Rhapsody
2. Hey Jude
3. Ray of Light
4. Waterfalls
5. Band on the Run
6. Seven Wonders

Google Them.

Austen, Green, Rowell, Rowling, King.

So if you enjoy my reads or just like me because I'm awesome, fan me.
I'll love you until the next person does!

Stories by Category

Guilty Pleasures and Fluffy Romances
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2. Solving For X✓
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1. There's a Jock in My Bed! ✓
2. Mr. Terrific! (Superhero BoyxBoy)

Angst and Dramas
1. There's a Rebel in My Bed!✓

Short Stories & One Shots
1. Remember Me...✓
2. Candy Man ✓
3. Romantic St. ✓
4. Candy Man 2✓

People Of Color
1. Seeing Red ✓
3. Burning Red

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