I will make it clear from the beginning... I live up to my username. Mostly because I don't function the way normal people do. Maybe it's me... Maybe it's my mental issues or emotional trauma... ╮(╯▽╰)╭
I can't say I'm socially awkward, but I can make things awkward. If we ever meet together you will either be scared of me, probably think I'm a wicked witch who can cast spells on you that will make you pee from your mouth for example or think I'm nice. There's no in between. ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
I'm the epitome of the word hermit. If you open the dictionary and look up "hermit" there's a picture of me right next to it. I legit spent the entire summer not going out once. Once! I didn't even leave my room. That's also probably why my skin is a nice shade of corpse-like color.
My social battery dies after five minutes of use... So.... That says a lot. And I'm lazy as fuck, but I will do things out of spite. Still will procrastinate though...
My goal for now is to write such a love story that will make people think of it when they hear the word love.
... Even though I'm going to die single because there's no person on this earth that can handle the hermit, no social battery, weird and freaky me. I have to get my fill of romance from somewhere, right?
If anyone finds my sanity, message me 😉 Have been looking for that little shit for a few years now.
- Ravennow 😋
- JoinedApril 4, 2015