"Why hello there!" 
You swivel your head, trying to find me. 
"Over here!" 
You look behind you too see me waving. I extend my hand to you and you take it cautiously. 
"It's nice to meet you. I'm claire, but you can call me CJ, Satan, the Devil, Lunatic, or really anything you want! And you are...?"
You stare at me confused. 
"Alright then! I guess you name is, *proceeds to go silent for three seconds*, am I right or am I left?"
Again you just stare. 
"Welp, I've got some stories, they're new, just being started, and they're my first ones, but I'd like you to read them!" I say. "So... what do ya say?"
"Uhh...sure?" You reply, still utterly confused about who I am. 
"Cool! It means a lot! A couple votes or comments wouldn't hurt either." I wink before turning on my heel and calling back over my shoulder, "See ya around!"
You stand and stare at my retreating figure before opening up Wattpad and preceding to read my books.