Yo, two things you should know about me. One, I don't like happy endings and your misery brings me joy. Love ya. Two, I'm known as the Cabbage Queen - AKA Holly Shmit. If the term 'holy shit' was a person, I'd probably be it.

My whole life is one big 'holy shit!' moment.

*gets born*
Mom: Holy shit! It's a girl? Guess she'll have to like blue.

*goes to school*
Teacher: Holy shit! You're a dumbass!

*writes a book*
Readers: Holy shit! Everyone is dying!

*meets a friend*
Friend: Holy shit! You're actually nice and not as scary as you look!

*looks in the mirror*
Me: Holy shit! I just scared myself!

Yeah, you get the image. Warning: I have dangerous levels of sass and my sarcasm has surpassed humor.


Two Gangs and a Golden Girl is now rewritten as Girl in Gold! It's published on Amazon! Link is right below. Please leave a review on there <3 Hardcover available on Ingramspark


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