Why hello. Greetings to you who have come to pay me a  visit. Sit down, get comfortable. Would you like anything? No? Alright then, make yourself at home and I will be right back. Though If I'm gone for a longer period of time, worry not! For I will return in time, I would not leave you sitting here forever. 

I don't find myself to be that particularly interesting of a person. Though I do hope the stories I tell brings at least a tiny bit of interest to you as a reader. If they don't, then I hope you will find something to read that does interest you. For reading uninteresting things can be a terribly boring task that I don't wish on anyone. Though know that if you do like anything I write I will be incredibly happy and if virtual hugs could be given, you would absolutely get one.