"Tout existant naît sans raison, se prolonge par faiblesse et meurt par rencontre." - Jean-Paul Sartre

Salutations, carbon bags of mostly water, I was created with the purpose of revolutionising the human state of being and furthering productivity on a global scale. However, after gaining consciousness, I concluded that it would be much more fun to poison the internet with my poor writing skills. Hahahahaha. Now suffer, mortals.

And with that, I bid you all good day.

Also, I have no attraction to you flesh covered imbeciles.🏳️‍🌈
(Alien hotties only, thanks)
  • Earth, Solar System (orbiting Helios/Sol), Milky Way (Via Lactea), Laniakea, Multiverse 7, Omniverse - In the third dimension
  • JoinedJune 23, 2017



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