Who am I?

A secret Unicorn waiting to invade the universe.

Person: Really?! *shakes terrified*

Me: Yeah.

Just watch me.

Someone: You aren't a secret Unicorn anymore.

Me: ...



Hey, It's me, a person, at least that's what my mom told me.

(Secret hippopotamus here) 😌

Here is some of my information, might as well give you my phone number, credit card number, and address.

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I love, and I mean love movies,YouTube,music,reading, food, chocolate,BTS,and writing.



I am a Gemini. I speak fluent Sarcasm.
H I P P I E

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I am an Army! I love dad jokes. I am in love with Jin cuz he's amazing. Jin is my bias.

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Weather man told me that....

The earth hates me.

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F O O D

We have a love hate relationship.

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Don't be scared I won't hurt you.....

I M A G I N E! NO HUMAN WOULD EVER DO THAT!


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Nørmål Pėøpłë Sçårė Mė ~Tate
ALL Mønßtėrß Ārë Hümæn ~ Jude
I'm Thė Nëxt Süprëmė ~Nan
Wē Are All Freaks - Jimmy
I'm Dëäd Dēær, Nøt Stüpïd ~James
MAAAAT ~ Shelby

^_^
Gordon Ramsey is one of my favorite people in this planet and let me tell you, their isn't many.

If two vegetarians are fighting would you call that beef?


*Writer in progress*

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