Who am I?

A secret Unicorn waiting to invade the universe.

Person: Really?! *shakes terrified*

Me: Yeah.

Just watch me.

Someone: You aren't a secret Unicorn anymore.

Me: ...



Hey, It's me, a person, at least that's what my mom told me.

(Secret hippopotamus here) 😌

Here is some of my information, might as well give you my phone number, credit card number, and address.

〰️

If you hate me that's fine I'm probably too stoned to care.

I love,movies,YouTube,music,reading, food, chocolate,BTS,and writing.



I am a Gemini. I speak fluent Sarcasm.

➖➖

. Jin is my bias.

◾️◾️◾️
Weather man told me that....

The earth hates me.

➰➰➰
F O O D

We have a love hate relationship.

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Don't be scared I won't hurt you.....

I M A G I N E! NO HUMAN WOULD EVER DO THAT!


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Nørmål Pėøpłë Sçårė Mė ~Tate
ALL Mønßtėrß Ārë Hümæn ~ Jude
I'm Thė Nëxt Süprëmė ~Nan
Wē Are All Freaks - Jimmy
I'm Dëäd Dēær, Nøt Stüpïd ~James
MAAAAT ~ Shelby

^_^
Gordon Ramsey is one of my favorite people in this planet and let me tell you, their isn't many.

If two vegetarians are fighting would you call that beef?

I'm loosing my mind. That's alright.

Wǒ shìgè chútóu

*Writer in progress*

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