New Years Eve just passed and I have few advices for you to do right before you will celebrated, now I know that New Year Eve just passed but at least I will prepare you for the next one.

Konica has come and gone, christmas just passed and as everyone knows right now you (american citizens) are just wrapping up Kwanza. And if you celebrate any of those holidays you are undoubtebly exhausted or if you celebrate all of them your last name has propably several hyphenses. But if I count that right now, 9 hours ago we just celebrated New Years Eve. That night brings a holiday that unites all of us, no matter our religious backrounds or etnicity and uniting is hating it and it's New Years Eve. New Years Eve is like a death of a pet you know it's coming, but somehow you are never prepared for how truly awful it is.
New Years Eve is THE WORST.

It combines three of the least pleseant things known to mankind forced, interaction with strangers, being drunk old and tired and having to stare at Ryan Seacrest for five solid minutes right to think and tell you what the time is. Honestly the right thing you can do is avoid the whole evening. And to do that here are some of my examples :

Let's say you have a friend who just got divorced and wants to "hang out and do some girls stuffs", this is a tricky one because girls stuff as we all know is a code for strip clubs or going to café at the 4 am drinking a fucking tea, nope that's not going to happen and honestly yo shouldn't spend New Years Eve in the strip club or at the café, even those different places, you wouldn't know how it has a possible similar ones, it's the worst one you could choose, unless the glitter ball goes to airborne and your tea is hot and the only cure is glitter,

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