Hello, my dedicated stalkers, how you doing? 

I'm ridiculously lame. Like seriously. I don't even know why you're reading my bio, I suck bunny butt. O.o I love chocolate, my stories contain sadness, horror, tragic. I have an account with this sexy piece of cat, @xxwattgirlxx our account- @creepystalkers i believe that one day unicorns will fart rainbows, and pigs can fly.

Read my story, and you'll get FREE WEED! PUFF PUFF, VOTE! :D My dream is to be a published author, but alas, dreams will be dreams. :( **Sigh**

You know, I always thought 'kissing' was a dumb word. 'Face Battle' Sounds way cooler!! Example: You may face battle the bride. :P That'd be cool. PM meh if you ever wanna piss. And my Kik is:

Grimreapersrock

KEEP CALM AND GET BAKED! Love ya, wouldn't wanna kiss ya. ;) BYE! <3? O.o.
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  • JoinedJune 23, 2013



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LegendaryBazooka LegendaryBazooka Dec 13, 2013 04:48PM
Hey you sexy people!!! I posted a new story (again). Check it out!!   Vote/comment! Dedicated readers will get a dedication. ;)http://www.wattpad.com/story/10485998-stealing-the-vampire%27s-underwear
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