Hello. I'm a talking flower.

~ I'd read almost anything.

~ I'm a lurker. LURK, LURK,LURK.

~ I love me some good old fashioned internet arguments.

~ Spanish is my first language, but I like writing in English better.


~ I fan people I want to see on my newsfeed.

~ I'm very forgetful, so if I owe you something then feel free to harass me. Unless that thing is money. In that case, LadyAstor isn't here right now. Leave a message after the beep.

~ Or an update. Heehee.

~ Feel free to talk to me! I'm mostly friendly!

~ BRB, polishing my flamethrower.

~ I use parentesis too often (way too often).

~ Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow...

~ Look like a girl. Act like a lady. Think like a man. Work like a boss.

~ I reserve the right to be a complete and utter hypocrite.

~ "We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know." - Lady Nancy Astor

FOR SCIENCE! /)^3^(\
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