Father. Husband. Graduate student. Work full time. All of that is to say I tend to be on the busy side. 

Writers block and I are well acquainted, so I apologize for not writing more.

Favorite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Niel Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Christopher Moore, Jasper Fforde, Donald Barthelme, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, J.K. Rowling, Mark Twain, H.P. Lovecraft

Books about writing worth reading: "Making Shapely Fiction" by Jerome Stern, "Writing Down the Bones" by Natalie Goldberg

George R.R. Martin is not your bitch and neither am I. http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2009/05/entitlement-issues.html

Please DO NOT post reading requests on my profile or on my stories. Especially not on my stories. It's a pretty surefire way to get me to ignore your story.
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fauxpunker fauxpunker Nov 03, 2017 03:23PM
When am I going to actually do something again? Well, I have a new story in an anthology over @LayethTheSmacdown https://my.w.tt/UiNb/dnu7iGJ8LHSo, there's that!
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Stories by Shawn
Before the Thunder by fauxpunker
Before the Thunder Short Story
Wattpad stories read aloud for your listening enjoyment
Hound of God by fauxpunker
Hound of God Werewolf
Daveth Raineau is the greatest Inquisitor the Blackwell Orthodoxy has ever known. Any hope of a normal life ended in childhood when a demon ripped his mother's heart from his chest. His life, such as it is, now bel...
This Heart Got Teeth by fauxpunker
This Heart Got Teeth Short Story
Drabbles. Flash fiction. Shorts. One shots. Call them what you will. Conatined here are stories that come and go quickly, passing in barely the span of a blink. Catch them if you can.
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