Father. Husband. Graduate student. Work full time. All of that is to say I tend to be on the busy side. 

Writers block and I are well acquainted, so I apologize for not writing more.

Favorite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Niel Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Christopher Moore, Jasper Fforde, Donald Barthelme, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, J.K. Rowling, Mark Twain, H.P. Lovecraft

Books about writing worth reading: "Making Shapely Fiction" by Jerome Stern, "Writing Down the Bones" by Natalie Goldberg

George R.R. Martin is not your bitch and neither am I. http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2009/05/entitlement-issues.html

Please DO NOT post reading requests on my profile or on my stories. Especially not on my stories. It's a pretty surefire way to get me to ignore your story.
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Coming at ya fresh, it's a new Before the Thunderhttps://www.wattpad.com/854513085-before-the-thunder-episode-6This episode we've got two stories from @adairx and @dreamer_day to sit back, enjoy, a...
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