Lorna Olive

I wonder if the creators of the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest know that I hate them

My current method of binding is blatantly ignoring them

I stand corrected. I came to the door to see this guy with like five kids and his face just lit up and we went, “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!” Also one of his kids was in one of those inflatable dinosaur suits so that was cool

Also I’m dressed as Beetlejuice and handing out candy so I’m high-key expecting nobody to recognize who I am 

Happy Halloween muddafuckas.
          
          I’m gon’ put ma dICK IN A PUMPKIN
          
          (Pls lord forgive me for I will never let Vine rest in peace)

Hi, I’m Evan, I’m 24 billion years old, and I have no fucking clue who Cody Fern is or why everyone cares so much about him all of a sudden 

After hearing Luca Padovan perform “Good Kid” (it’s on YouTube, it will change your life) from the TLT musical, I have come to the conclusion that we need a production of TLT with actual kids as the campers. I don’t care if it’s a low-budget middle school play, I just need it. Like, not even with Luca (though honestly Luca for Percy 2k19). We just need kids as the kids. Half of the emotion and heart of this story in the books is that they’re aCTUAL, MIDDLE SCHOOL CHILDREN when TLT takes place. I just... ugh. This needs to happen.

Tellonym link in bio, it’s anonymous and I’m fragile, love you

Lainey is the cutest name on earth and that’s why the cutest, sweetest, purest character in my new musical is named Lainey. What’s a super cute last name I can give her? I just want her to be a little fluffy hamster of a person 

I’m seeing people with these amazing aesthetic bios and mine is just literal word vomit