Lorna Olive

//This group only has room for one hysterical queen\\

Greetings, my Earthlings!

I am Lorna Olive, proud member, high priest to the tree god, and Jared's Witness of Bathbombism. I am an Amazon playwright and an amazing warrior! ;D

I do also have a real name... I'll give it to you if you're extra special... or if I'm using it for a joke.

Make yourself at homo!

You're not going to understand half the things I say. But don't worry, I don't understand either!

Learn about Bathbombism :
https://my.w.tt/UiNb/zI51c27CkK

Take a quiz based on Act 1 of my comic :
https://www.buzzfeed.com/kindofanalien/which-lc-character-are-you-3br7n?utm_term=.cwovqBAab#.bsm7Ljzg2

I'm in a perpetual state of general confusion. I don't know where I am.

I script musical theatre shows sometimes... and by sometimes I mean all the time! 

Guess how gay I am. No, guess.

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Currently engaged to @Ava_On_Vinyl thanks to the comment section of 'Turning Around' Treebros by @gaypeaches - 1/1/18

Met my amazing/Amazon BFF @JulesMcBooles in same book - 4/9/18

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~Hey you, with the pretty face-
Welcome to the human race~

I know a very weird amount about the AIDS crisis

My favorite book is 'Totally Joe' by James Howe. It deals with the issues of being gay/LGBT+ at a young age, and I find it absolutely beautiful and truthful. 

\Used to think you were from outer space 
Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?/

Okay, I can't even begin to explain how much I love the English language. PM me if you wanna discuss, I'd be happy to. But seriously, I'm high key obsessed with the English language. 

Would you believe that I'm a very big gay

So you don't believe in aliens? I don't believe in humans.

I highly suspect that Garrett Watts and I are secretly the same person 

I don't like change. I've had the same profile photo for more than a year now, and it's been of the very same character for at least two years now.

Bye, and Olive it up!