"Whoa-back the T-Rex up!"
"There's no need to call me 'sir', professor."
"We will be eaten. Alive. By vultures."
"Authors write books for one, and only one, reason: because we like to torture people."
"Neophyte?" "It means amateur." "I know what it-"
"Want a sugar cube? They're supposed for be for the horses, but who cares?"
"Get into your ex-wife's car, drive thousands of miles, and make the future yours!"
" Cool! I've always wanted my own wanted poster!"
"So you better run for cover when the pup grows up!"
"No hablo Ingles" "YES!"
"I dunno man, why you askin' me?"
"The woild is yer erster."
"Far too many notes for my taste. And most of them about Christine."
"Yes! The insanely cool, Jared Kleinman!"
"I mean, you have a nose!"
"It's a figure of speech, Adam. Okay? Why you gotta be so sexy?"
"So go on here's my head! Just hit it with a rock!"
"I'm not sure about that. Black is my color. It brings out the green of my eyes."
"We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms!"
"Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world!" "Aside from you what're the other disgusting things?"
"My girlfriend turned into the moon." "... That's rough, buddy."
"You're not stuck with an evil snake boy... You're just stuck with a snake boy"
"School? [scoffs] Not today."
I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
- Telling Edmond to SHUT UP ALREADY
- JoinedOctober 6, 2018