Jared

Greetings, everyone. As you may or may not have noticed, my name is Jared and I obviously live in Antarctica. Although I only currently have two stories posted on Wattpad, I intend on posting more in the future, so if you enjoyed either one of my stories, make sure you stay tuned for more. If you haven't read them yet, feel free to go take a look. I'd appreciate it.

Thank you for taking your valuable time and wasting it on reading my profile. Seriously, you probably have better things to do. If not, then feel free to read on. Moving on to specifics about me, I'm an avid reader, and I greatly enjoy the works of J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Veronica Roth, James Dashner, Lois Lowry, and so many more authors. Oh, I play the piano by the way. Not that you care. Actually, you probably do care, considering you're still reading this pointless rant. Thank you for being so considerate.

If you want to give me constructive criticism or any feedback on my work, feel free. I'm always open to hearing your opinions.

Now seriously, scurry along. Go do something productive. 

What a hypocrite I am.