Your Mom's Dog

Good day to you, mortals.

Well I have no idea what to do with this space so I'll just write a couple of things about me, myself and I...

First of all, I am a nerd. I do like algebra. I wear glasses and try to get good grades. I love Star Wars, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, A Song Of Ice And Fire, and Marvel. I adore gaming, even though I suck at it bad. I love reading, writing and drawing in general. I hate hipsters, I really do.

Second of all, I hate hate compliments. I really do. It feels as if people are lying to me or just want to mess with me and make me believe in lies. I feel sick to my stomach, but maybe it's just because I've been told otherwise my whole life, and I'm just stuck with the thought of people hating me. People hate me and make fun of me and there's nothing I can do about it.

Third, I love music. And I'm not just saying that in a small manner. It saved my life and it saved me. I love music and love concerts. I've always wanted to be part of a mosh pit, even though I may break a few ribs and bones, it'd be totally worth it. I've always wanted to go to Warped Tour, it's kinda my dream. My favorite bands are: Rise Against, Pierce The Veil, Linkin Park, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, and many individual songs by a lot of other bands.

Fourth, I love cooking. Maybe one day I'll be a chef, because that's what I want to do with my life. I want to cook and be happy. I adore to just let go of everything and cook life away. It sounds stupid, I know, but it's what I like.

Fifth and last of all, I'm completely and utterly weird. I'm not even joking. I can call you cheesesticks or butterhead out of the blue or just 'meow' whenever I feel like it. I can even bark sometimes or pretend I'm a kraken, I don't even know anymore. Oh, and I have a very very dirty mind. I do. People label me as the 'weird, emo, depressed kid who is just plain crazy'. 

I really hate labels.

Well, that's me in a nutshell:3

Hope you like my stories c:

I LOVE YOU, MAN!<3