Well here I am. You found me and decided to read my bio.....you're still reading this? God, you're persistent what are you expecting? An easter egg? A pineapple? Fiiiiiiine I guess I'll put in both of those. But first I need to tell you about my favorite people

@ReyFredendall
This is ma beautiful, talented, hilarious wif-uh girlfriend AH! I said MINE *hisses* you can talk to her, she's REALLY nice, but if you hurt her I will smack you in the face with your severed hand, deal? Good

@https-dysphoric a good friend of mine, you're not allowed to hurt her either she's been through enough, just give her a popsicle, and a hug.

@TinkAly212820 My sister, I don't think she has a wattpad anymore, so go spam her with the word Pineapple and find out! MWAHAHA

Follow these people and I'll follow you back :) you'll get a thank you note too

Holy crap you're still here? Well I guess it's keeping you out of trouble (*knocks on the screen* which is an accomplishment given your red hair, you look like a troublemaker. Jus sayin *goes back to my bio*)
I like music, and I play a video game every now and then I'm a playstation fanboy though so don't gimme any of that Halo crap xD I love Halo I'll whoop your ass.

Believe it or not I DO write, but I don't post a lot of it cause either it's too personal or I'm turning it into a song once I learn to play the guitar worth a crap

I'm optimistic, the worse life is the better it can get. If you're having a bad day I'll try and make it better.

I would f🍍nd some 🌴ype of vaca🌴🍍on des🌴🍍na🌴🍍on to 🌴alk abou🌴 but n🌞ne c🌞me to m🍍nd
(Sun, a beach, a hammock and my girl and I'm good)

I love music, if I go a day without it I ALEGEDLY get really salty (sowwy bae I didn't mean to)

Be a PINEAPPLE, Stand Tall, Wear a Crown, and be Sweet on the Inside.

Aaaaand yeah that's it. Go read someone else's bio
  • Remote island with pineapples, a hammock, and my girl, Sunshine.
  • JoinedJanuary 21, 2016



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Holdini99 Holdini99 Nov 23, 2017 01:25PM
Good-ish news everybody! My Intro and first chapter of my new poetry book Collective Love are up. Why don't you go read it and lemme know what you think. Oh and @ReyFredendall surpriiiiise baaaaeeee...
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