My story HOT DISH is in the TNT Horror Contest Top 10!

I am the author of Mostly Dead Melvin -- a contemporary fantasy laced with dark humor, and Marker of Faith -- a supernatural thriller, and five books of short stories: Liam Malone (a stand alone short story) , The Worm Lady (a stand alone short story), Tales of Shadow -- four short horror stories, Depravity Cavity: an omnibus of horror -- seven short stories, and DEADLINE: a collection of moments -- six short stories. Coming soon: Welcome to the Dreamtime -- eleven short stories.

I live in the Pacific Northwest and spend my days with a fabulous husband, two Norse gods disguised as my daughters, and a menagerie of used animals. At night I sneak out to my office on the back deck under an umbrella where I write feverishly on a battered Mac laptop, typing away madly until the sun rises. Dark, comic, creepy tales come to life as I sip cold coffee and chain smoke aromatic clove cigars in the crisp night air.
In a previous life I was a musician, a publican, a fortune teller, a chef, a burgeoning astrophysicist, and an artist rep.
Now a domestic goddess and a mother by day/ writer by night, I enjoy my alter ego as the smoking monkey who gets to use a laptop.

"Writing is so much cheaper than therapy! And you can drink while you do it."
  • Portland, Oregon
  • JoinedMay 10, 2016

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FoinahJameson FoinahJameson Mar 24, 2017 04:44PM
Happy Friday! Lately I don't check in enough here at Wattpad because I've been nose-to-the-grindstone on the sequel to my novel, Mostly Dead Melvin -- LATE FOR DEAD DINNER. I'm also almost finished...
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Heavy Clouds, No Rain. by FoinahJameson
Heavy Clouds, No Rain.
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Hot Dish #TNTHorrorContest by FoinahJameson
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OMNIBUS by FoinahJameson
Out of the fog it appears just when you've given up on everything. But should you climb aboard? The Omnibus i...
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