My story HOT DISH is in the TNT Horror Contest Top 10! 
https://www.wattpad.com/story/90618205-hot-dish-tnthorrorcontest

I am the author of Mostly Dead Melvin -- a contemporary fantasy laced with dark humor, and Marker of Faith -- a supernatural thriller, and five books of short stories: Liam Malone (a stand alone short story) , The Worm Lady (a stand alone short story), Tales of Shadow -- four short horror stories, Depravity Cavity: an omnibus of horror -- seven short stories, and DEADLINE: a collection of moments -- six short stories. Coming soon: Welcome to the Dreamtime -- eleven short stories.

I live in the Pacific Northwest and spend my days with a fabulous husband, two Norse gods disguised as my daughters, and a menagerie of used animals. At night I sneak out to my office on the back deck under an umbrella where I write feverishly on a battered Mac laptop, typing away madly until the sun rises. Dark, comic, creepy tales come to life as I sip cold coffee and chain smoke aromatic clove cigars in the crisp night air.
In a previous life I was a musician, a publican, a fortune teller, a chef, a burgeoning astrophysicist, and an artist rep.
Now a domestic goddess and a mother by day/ writer by night, I enjoy my alter ego as the smoking monkey who gets to use a laptop.

"Writing is so much cheaper than therapy! And you can drink while you do it."
  • Portland, Oregon
  • JoinedMay 10, 2016



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FoinahJameson FoinahJameson Mar 24, 2017 04:44PM
Happy Friday! Lately I don't check in enough here at Wattpad because I've been nose-to-the-grindstone on the sequel to my novel, Mostly Dead Melvin -- LATE FOR DEAD DINNER. I'm also almost finished...
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Stories by FoinahJameson
Heavy Clouds, No Rain. by FoinahJameson
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Hot Dish #TNTHorrorContest by FoinahJameson
Hot Dish #TNTHorrorContest Horror
Top 10 for the #TNTHorrorContest! What is it about death that makes folks so hungry? For Eric Norby, it's an obsession. Lovingly crafted, home-baked, funeral-infused hot dishes are simply to die for...and he'll do...
OMNIBUS by FoinahJameson
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Out of the fog it appears just when you've given up on everything. But should you climb aboard? The Omnibus isn't for everyone, but for Amanda it might just be the life saver she needs after working late, missing h...
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