°Beanie Boi°

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"Imagine Satan crawling out of the ground, bringing all the heat of Hell with him. Imagine his influence settling over you like a soft blanket, imagine him instructing you to murder all those around you. Good, now fight amongst yourselves while I go get a coffee."
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Sticks & stones may break my bones but a crowbar would do it so much quicker
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"Here at Site-3408 the D for D-Class stands for delicious."
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"How to properly praise the Holy Peanut" 
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*Insert clicker noises* 
- #gayzombieprotectionsquad
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My demons are chasing me and they doing the Naruto run
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"Oh yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that. If you're gonna do that, just make fake footstep sounds on your mic." 
"...Footstep, footstep, footstep."
"Yeah see there you go." 
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"Did you know that people who close doors on other people in light containment are related to chimpanzees?"
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"I'm going to kermit suicide." 
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Guy: *licks lips in anticipation* I don't know, I've never bungee jumped before and I'm kinda nervous
Instructor: Don't lick my lips ever again
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"T-pose faster you fat old man!"
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"Straight ahead--there's a bald guy, don't look at him."