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Boop! I am a defunct human being who doesn't know how to manage time. After suppressing myself for years, I can now comfortably say that I Like Unicorns. I'm Asexual AF, a real live adult who can make exactly one meal properly, I once baked muffins so gross that the only person to eat one threw up, David Bowie is my bae, I wish I was brave enough to shave the side of my head, and finally I like to collect witchy and/or satirical self-help books.

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Ciphertext Ciphertext Jul 09, 2018 04:26PM
"If you have fractured a bone, and I've broken every bone in my body, does that make your fracture go away? Does it hurt you any less, knowing that I am in more pain? Feelings are relative. And at th...
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