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Boop! I am a defunct human being who doesn't know how to manage time. After suppressing myself for years, I can now comfortably say that I Like Unicorns. I'm Asexual AF, a real live adult who can make exactly one meal properly, I once baked muffins so gross that the only person to eat one threw up, David Bowie is my bae, I wish I was brave enough to shave the side of my head, and finally I like to collect witchy and/or satirical self-help books.

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Ciphertext Ciphertext Oct 23, 2018 06:44PM
BOOP! There's been a lot going on in my life recently, some difficult decisions to be made, grief to be dealing with, and I'm also currently trying to move house. I'm a big ball of stress always, so...
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