Who are you? Honestly, we are much more interested in you and why you clicked our book than writing another immodest blurb about ourselves. Who does that? Dicks. Dicks brag about themselves.  Not that we won't ultimately sellout by including a bio below. We will. But before we do (actually, it will be me. Ceci refuses), I want to go on record to state that this is supposed to be a two-way street. And I would like to know who you are, and what you think about our book. We lived it. We love it.  But we are biased. And it's a lonely game adoring your own work, like smiling into a mirror, drunk, then hungover, then self-loathing, and soon you can't stand the sight  of yourself and the damned book. 

So leave a comment or three. Follow. Or at least a frickin star. Please.

At any rate, Ceci is a peach, a mother, a professional drummer, and she runs her own video production company in Detroit. She also has a good head on her shoulders, is mature, practical, reasonably happy, and has these killer dimples. Really, dimples like you have never seen and will never forget. And they are killer in the sense that if you look directly at them, you will die. I, Jack, am a father, a former professional singer, and a trial lawyer in Colorado. The "singer" part is really pushing the limits of credibility. The brutal truth is that after ten years of performing and recording in a band, I became minimally competent as a singer, but I was pretty okay, even above average, at prancing around the stage like an idiot. No lie. Now I'm a trial lawyer in Colorado. My competence as a trial lawyer is a well guarded secret because it is much easier to vanquish and cut your adversary's throat, if he thinks you are a lazy moron.

Oh, and in the third grade, Ceci was the fastest runner, faster than all the boys, faster than anyone!

So, tell us about yourself, we would love to hear about who you are and what you think. OK?
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  • JoinedAugust 1, 2017


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WATTPAD, what the fuck?!
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