Bookshelf Q. Battler - reviewer of books, movies, and various and sundry cultural happenings, master of martial arts, fighter of Yetis and other paranormal creatures and so on.

My main claim to fame? I am the owner of a magical bookshelf. Whenever I place a book on it, the characters inside pop out in tiny versions of themselves. Inevitably, they end up duking it out over my shelf's limited space. If only they'd realize I love them all.

On my blog, I regale my 3.5 readers with tales of the latest bookshelf battles, discussions of what I'm reading and or watching, and even make up some stories of my own.

I am looking forward to reading your writing. Please let me know what you think of mine.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER - @bookshelfbattle

FYI I'm the best friend of Alien Jones, an extraterrestrial genius who promotes indie authors who ask him questions every Sunday in his "Ask the Alien" column on my site.
  • East Random Town, USA
  • JoinedApril 11, 2015

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Stories by Bookshelf Q. Battler
Toilet Gator by BookshelfBattle
Toilet Gator Humor
Multiple victims are dead...on the can. Throughout Florida, it's the same modus operandi. The victims sit on the porcelain throne, do their dirty business, then end up with their blood and guts spattered all over...
Zom Fu by BookshelfBattle
Zom Fu Horror
Since time immemorial, the Kung Fu Clans of Ancient China have served as guardians of the Emperor. The Clan of the Sacred Yet Inscrutable Tiger Claw is the greatest of all clans, for its Infallible Master wields t...
Remember the Zombamo - A Book of the Zombie Western Series by BookshelfBattle
Remember the Zombamo - A Book of the Zombie Western Series Horror
Jim Bowie. Sam Houston. William Travis. Davy Crockett. Juan Seguin. When the West was young, a series of unlikely events occur, pushing these men to Texas as if guided by a well-intentioned divine hand. Texas is in...