Bookshelf Q. Battler - reviewer of books, movies, and various and sundry cultural happenings, master of martial arts, fighter of Yetis and other paranormal creatures and so on.

My main claim to fame? I am the owner of a magical bookshelf. Whenever I place a book on it, the characters inside pop out in tiny versions of themselves. Inevitably, they end up duking it out over my shelf's limited space. If only they'd realize I love them all.

On my blog, I regale my 3.5 readers with tales of the latest bookshelf battles, discussions of what I'm reading and or watching, and even make up some stories of my own.

I am looking forward to reading your writing. Please let me know what you think of mine.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER - @bookshelfbattle

FYI I'm the best friend of Alien Jones, an extraterrestrial genius who promotes indie authors who ask him questions every Sunday in his "Ask the Alien" column on my site.
  • East Random Town, USA
  • JoinedApril 11, 2015

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Stories by Bookshelf Q. Battler
Toilet Gator by BookshelfBattle
Toilet Gator Horror
IT CAME FROM THE TOILET! Just when you though it was safe to pop a squat, drop a brick, squeeze the cheese and/or go number two comes the terrifyingly hilarious debut novel from the depraved mind of noted Internet...
How the West Was ZOMBED - Book 1 of the Zombie Western Series by BookshelfBattle
How the West Was ZOMBED - Book 1 of the Zombie Western Series Horror
Highwater, Missouri. 1880. The Old West was a time of expansion and opportunity for some, oppression and violence for others. Dangerous desperadoes ran wild leaving lawmen struggling to maintain order. U.S. Marsh...
Zomcation by BookshelfBattle
Zomcation Horror
Drummed out of the military on trumped up charges, ex-bad ass super soldier Jack "Mack" Mackenzie is having a hard time adjusting to civilian life. From the golf course that he blows up on accident to th...