Bookshelf Q. Battler - reviewer of books, movies, and various and sundry cultural happenings, master of martial arts, fighter of Yetis and other paranormal creatures and so on.

My main claim to fame? I am the owner of a magical bookshelf. Whenever I place a book on it, the characters inside pop out in tiny versions of themselves. Inevitably, they end up duking it out over my shelf's limited space. If only they'd realize I love them all.

On my blog, bookshelfbattle.com I regale my 3.5 readers with tales of the latest bookshelf battles, discussions of what I'm reading and or watching, and even make up some stories of my own.

I am looking forward to reading your writing. Please let me know what you think of mine.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER - @bookshelfbattle

FYI I'm the best friend of Alien Jones, an extraterrestrial genius who promotes indie authors who ask him questions every Sunday in his "Ask the Alien" column on my site.
  • East Random Town, USA
  • JoinedApril 11, 2015



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Stories by Bookshelf Q. Battler
Toilet Gator by BookshelfBattle
Toilet Gator Humor
Multiple victims are dead...on the can. Throughout Florida, it's the same modus operandi. The victims sit on the porcelain throne, do their dirty business, then end up with their blood and guts spattered all over...
Bookshelf Q. Battler's Big Book of Badass Writing Prompts by BookshelfBattle
Bookshelf Q. Battler's Big Book of Badass Writing Prompts Non-Fiction
NOTE: Hey 3.5 Wattpad readers! My first book is live on Amazon! I'll give you the first 10 prompts for free right here on Wattpad. After that, you'll have to get the book if you want the rest. LINK: https://www...
Zom Fu by BookshelfBattle
Zom Fu Fantasy
Since time immemorial, the Kung Fu Clans of Ancient China have served as guardians of the Emperor. The Clan of the Sacred Yet Inscrutable Tiger Claw is the greatest of all clans, for its Infallible Master wields t...