Welcome to the Cult of Narci

we don't worship much, but what we do worship - we don't talk about
(fancy way of saying 'turn back now')

Warning, trash ahead

Listen up, somebody at one point in their life probably told you you have some value as a person.

They were lying.

But you may have some here, as a reader of my clearly unrivalled stories! Only if you vote though. I value everyone who votes on my stories!

Not you sick bastards who read them and then proceed to bugger off, you guys can get in the bin.

Welcome to the Narci profile!
If you're here, you're probably fuckin' edgy. So here's the deal - I'm gone now. Like, officially and stuff.

I'm probably never coming back. But I left behind the only two stories I ever had any semblance of pride for, so enjoy those. One day I might come back and continue them.

Don't hold your breath.

Me Quotes, because Me:
"I have a fetish for wearing my trousers backwards."

"I'm like God, if God was a whore."

"Where my shrimps?"

I welcome all criticism, except the criticism I disagree with! Is that some ass-backwards logic? You betcha.

Now get off my profile.

All Cult-related inquiries are to go through Nopalope.
Cult Activity organiser: Blankedout.
  • The Mickey Mouse Funhouse, I'm not supposed to be here, I'm being held against my will, please help.
  • JoinedMarch 30, 2017

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