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Have you ever been desperate for inspiration? Have you ran out of good material to read?

Well you've come to this place, and whether that was a good idea or not is... debatable.

BUT FEAR NOT, for I will take my disgustingly calloused hand and slide you right in the frontal lobe with unremarkable fanfictions with plots that have no clear direction!

BUT WORRY NOT! For being a free member of the [REDACTED] clan, you will recieve free [DATA EXPUNGED] with no extra cost.

(because it's free)

So now that you've read this far. It's safe to say that your eyes deceive the idea that there is anything worthwhile to see by now.









The more you scroll...










The more you go down...










You realise how sh*tty life is...










You realise that you are but a mere insignificant speck living on an equally insignificant ball of gravity-producing dirt/sh*t in the middle of an absolutely insignificant emptiness...










You do realise you've signed a waiver, right?










A "free trial of life"...










Well, just like all Earthly things, that free trial will expire...











No one would remember who you were in say 100 years from now...










Your atoms and your remains might still exist, but the knowledge of your existence will never be preserved...










No book, no hard drive, no memory can keep its knowledge of you forever...










Many fear oblivion... but none can escape it.



















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  • 123 Sesame Street. I’ve actually broken up with Miss Piggy, and she’ll stop at nothing to come find my ass.
  • JoinedFebruary 22, 2019


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