Hans' Plotting Face

Dude, imagine in 2020 instead of all our dreams coming true and finally setting ourselves right for the world, everything turns to pew. That'd be crazy.

Duuuuuuude, imagine reading this post. That'd be crazy.

Yo humans are incredible, and it amazes me how many cinnamon rolls we have.
          But humans suck too

Thanks for the follow!

So, lovely human, I appreciate the follow but why me? I'm genuinely curious. What did I do - or what did I have - that was worthy of a follow? 
          No one ever has an answer to that but maybe u will