McDonald's, eh?

Sup bros? It's me, America! Welcome to my profile!

*ahem* Our profile?

Woah, hey Mattie! Didn't see ya there!

*sighs* I've been here the whole time...

Oh, really? 

Yes Alfred, I have.

Um, anyways, welcome to our profile! I'm America, and this is my brother Canada! Feel free to follow us, ask us questions, and tag us!

You can also PM us anytime you want! One of us will respond as soon as we can.

Need advice? I can give you some killer advice, bro! Anything you need help with, your favorite hero's here!

Alfred, it's spelled 'favourite'.

Um, no. It's 'favorite'. Everyone knows that!

It's 'favourite', Alfred. I know traditional English, unlike you.

Oh really? Well at least I get noticed, moose humper.

YOU SHUT YOUR MAPLE FORSAKEN MOUTH BEFORE I SHOVE A HOCKEY STICK UP YOUR ASS!

Dude, you're wasting valuable bio space.

*mutters* You started it...

Anyways, enjoy your time at our page!

Be sure to give us a follow! Even though we probably won't post anything interesting...

Oh, sure we will! That's all for now! See ya!

Bye!

~ADMIN~
Hi, I'm Jay. I'm the Admin for this profile. My main account is @KiwiKitten325 . Just a little warning, this account will include UsUk and PruCan so if you're not into that, I'm sorry. I just thought this would be a good idea for an account, so enjoy! Now, enough of my rambling, I'll hand the account back to Alfie and Mattie. Hasta la pasta~