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WHAT'S CRACKIN LITTLE BITCHES?!
*coughs* Hi. I'm Jay. If you haven't noticed yet, I'm part of the Hetalia fandom. I think Luxembourg deserves more love I mean he's so fucking underrated oml-
ANYWAYS, this is simply a backup account. My main account is @KiwiKitten325 so go follow me there. 

More things you should know:
-I love South Park 
-I'm half German and can speak some of it as well
-SpongeBob was my fucking childhood 
-I look like Eric Cartman
-My nickname is Garth Brooks and I have no idea why
-I can read Cyrillic script
-I LOVE vexillology
-I'm a hockey nerd
-I'm the supreme leader of Soviet Russia
-I play the clarinet
-I know basic Japanese
-I'm a failure of a first baseman :')
-I honestly don't deserve my friends they're all beautiful compared to me
-I have crushes on gay personified nations

sorry what

I ship UsUk, PruCan, GerIta, Romerica, Kyman, Stenny, GakuKai, Pikase, AusHun, and many, many more.

~EVEN MORE BASIC ASS SHIT~
Favorite Color: Ocean Blue
Favorite Animal: Snow Leopard
Favorite TV Shows: Big Brother, The Amazing Race, Chrisley Knows Best, Seinfeld, SpongeBob
Favorite Songs: glue70 - Coral Fumes and way too many vocaloid songs oof
Status: Hopelessly crushing...
Sexuality: I like the dick
Occupation: LEADER OF SOVIET RUSSIA, COMRADE!

FANDOMS INCLUDE:
Warriors 🐱
South Park 🖕
Star Wars 🌌
Hetalia 🌍
Neko Atsume 🐾
Osomatsu-san 🇯🇵
Vocaloid 🎵
Yuri!!! on Ice ❄️
Shane Dawson 🐷
Camp Camp 🏕️
Ouran High School Host Club 🌹
Big Brother 🏠


I really need a life.

I'm literal trash.

That's all so just FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY-