Hello. My name is Anna. You kill my father. Prepare to - Aaaaaaand you just saw way too much of my sense of humor. I will be putting the corn BACK in the can now.
Anywho. That's my name. Anna. And I'm about ^that^ socially adept in real life.
What else should I tell you about myself in 2000 characters or less?
I write things I enjoy (for better or worse) and I've been writing since I was twelve. According to my mother, I've been drawing even longer.
I went to school to be an English Teacher, but that was back when the rocks were new. Now I balance writing with one globe-trotting husband, five kids, one aging Great Dane, and a forest of houseplants - not necessarily in that order. (There is now also a pear tree, although I have yet to find any partridges in it.)

Things I love: orange chocolate; a good plain latte; classical music, movie soundtracks, and an eclectic collection of everything else; chasing the aforementioned kids around the wilds of Wisconsin; doing the laundry; and sarcasm.


Fully edited books available on Smashwords and Amazon:
Shadow Road (Book 1)
Shadow Dance (Book 2)
Shadow Army (i.e. Human) a Shadows Rising Novella (Due to come out Summer 2021)
Shadow War (Book 3, due out Early Fall, 2021)

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Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/AEPennymaker
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/author/aepennymaker
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/aepennymaker
Instagram: @a.e.pennymaker
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AEPennymaker
My Website: http://www.aepennymaker.com
  • Madison, Wisconsin
  • JoinedMay 19, 2018

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