[ formerly  too-sarcastic ]

I am the human embodiment of an awkward silence.


I'm not really good at describing myself, because to be honest, my life is really boring.

I live in America, in a small town probably no one's heard of (I'm not telling you exactly where, though. You stalkers). I mean, really! The most exciting thing that happens in my town is when an idiot runs a red light.

I'm in the twelfth grade. I'm an English Honors student, so it really bothers me when I make mistakes in my writing.

Um, I'm practically addicted to wattpad (is there like, a support group for that?) and you will find me on it literally 24/7. I'm also addicted to Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Supernatural, Sherlock, The Walking Dead, The Hunger Games, The Outsiders, twizzlers, sleeping, drawing, One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, and Ed Sheeran.

I'm socially awkward, but when I know people I can be a bit...loud.

I'm also addicted to a bunch of YouTubers. Joe Sugg, Dan Howell, Shane Dawson, Caspar Lee, PewDiePie, Markiplier, Jenna Marbles, Tyler Oakley, Conner Franta, Phil Lester, and Brent Rivera are a few of them.

Sorry if it takes a while for me to answer any PMs you guys send me...the app never alerts me when I have a message. But I check it everyday!


Wattpad is the only place I post my stories. If you see them anywhere else, please alert me!
  • the abyss, questioning my existence
  • JoinedMay 8, 2014

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-incalescent -incalescent Aug 02, 2017 05:28AM
I just went to my first concert guys !!!!I was in the same room as James Arthur, Fitz and the Tantrums, and freaking OneRepublic holy craaaap
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