The #1,789,801 news book on Wattpad! Here, we report all news you need, peeled to your liking. That was an idiom! My team and I are not very smart, and get a lot of stories wrong. Sometimes we say allegations are true with absolutely no proof whatsoever. It is run by DJ. Derpie Dude, with the small amount of assistance Skittlez the Fox puts in. Enjoy! :D